20 tons of the good shit:

Bad news from the RG. UO’s final exams start Monday. Rumor has it desperate undergrads are already looting the Starbucks on 13th:

OAKRIDGE — A Nevada man escaped injury this morning after his tractor-trailer rig overturned on Highway 58 east of Oakridge, state police officials said. The crash occurred when a westbound Freightliner truck driven by Rafael Acevedo-Vera drifted off the road shoulder, jackknifed and rolled onto the passenger side. The big rig came to rest while blocking the eastbound lane, officials said. 
The truck’s trailer contained about 40,000 pounds of coffee beans, officials said.

On the bright side this should solve Ian Mcneely’s grade inflation problem, for this year.

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2 Responses to 20 tons of the good shit:

  1. Ian McNeely says:

    After the defeat of Senate motion 11b, I had to take extreme measures.

  2. Anonymous says:

    This is the death blow to UO faculty research and AAU membership.

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