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A natural mistake

From Josephine Woolington in the ODE on a break-in at the Jaqua jock box this morning:

Officers responded around 6 a.m. and found the man in the bathroom sitting on the toilet. The officers handcuffed the man and said he thought the building was a nightclub.

“Hey, is this where they sell that Purple Kush?”

5 Comments

  1. Anonymous 04/21/2012

    Now you are mocking purple kush? This blog is losing all its hard won credibility.

  2. Three-Toed Sloth 04/21/2012

    Who knew the work-out facility for exclusive use of Dean’s List students was so lavishly appointed!

  3. Anonymous 04/22/2012

    He opened the doors from the bottom? He had a key. This story could get interesting.

  4. Anonymous 04/22/2012

    Only half a key, he gave the other half to the sound man.

  5. Anonymous 04/24/2012

    Whoah! Now fast forward this story to when Campus Security are armed with guns.
    Gone are the days of “don’t tase me Bro”.

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