Gottfredson announces new admin hire

to study the problems in his Johnson Hall administration. About time. Ad posting here:

The ideal candidates will have a demonstrated record of past scholarly success and experience in developing and applying quantitative approaches to the analysis of complex data sets, to address problems that are computationally challenging and data intensive.

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5 Responses to Gottfredson announces new admin hire

  1. Anonymous says:

    UO Matters, this ad was written for you. Apply!

  2. Anonymous says:

    Oh you silly UO Matters! This ad is for a person to study how tiny organisms suck the nutrition out of a host organism, converting useful material into shit! That has nothing to do with our administr… nevermind.

    • UO Matters says:

      Nasty! Congrats for the comment of the week. Contact the UO Matters swag office for your coffee cup.

  3. Anonymous says:

    I knew something was up… quantitative? actual analysis? complex data? Not on our watch says JH.

  4. Anas clypeata says:

    Do you have to be able to calculate percentages? I hear there’s a need for that rare and exalted skill.

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