University Health Center to pass out free shots of Laphroaig

Just kidding, it’s free flu shots. Do yourself and the rest of us a favor and get one. Drop-in, bring your UO ID and insurance card:

The University Health Center is pleased to announce four flu shot clinics for UO students, faculty, and staff:

  • Thursday, October 25, 2018, 7:00–10:00 a.m., Rec Center Bonus Room (lower level facing the turf fields)
  • Thursday, November 1, 2018, 7:00–10:00 a.m., Rec Center Bonus Room (lower level facing the turf fields)
  • Thursday, November 8, 2018, 7:00–10:00 a.m., Ford Alumni Center’s Giustina Ballroom
  • Thursday, November 29, 2018, 7:00–10:00 a.m., EMU Crater Lake Room North
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4 Responses to University Health Center to pass out free shots of Laphroaig

  1. Dog says:

    Come On Man

    You don’t drink Scotch in units of “shots”

  2. Dougal MacLeod says:

    Aye, but neither does a flu vaccine come by the dram.

  3. William J Robinson, PH.G. M.D. says:

    Happily, there is medical guidance recommending both treatments. In Volume 22 of The Medical Critic and Guide under “The Treatment of Influenza,” the following course is suggested:
    “An initial dose of one mil of mixed influenza vaccine (Sherman’s No. 38) is given; also ten grains of aspirin or sodium salicylate followed by one or two teaspoonfuls of sal hepatica in a glass of cool water… Where there is a tendency to collapse, a dram or two of aromatic spirit of ammonia or whiskey is given…”

    https://books.google.com/books?id=3k0VAAAAYAAJ&dq=dram%2Binfluenza%2Bvaccine&pg=PR1#v=onepage&q=dram%20influenza%20vaccine&f=false

  4. uomatters says:

    I try to run a credible blog, so must ask you to keep this sort of big pharma advertising off my website.

    PS – I checked your link, and it appears the RCT was not pre-registered. Nor does it say if you should use the 10-year or the 12-year cask-strength ammonia.

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