6/3/2013: I’ve heard talk Tim is angling for a JH job, perhaps on the basis of his invaluable service on the administration’s bargaining team. Anyone heard anything?
UO Matters
“Call for Solidarity with the Protestors in Turkey In their Struggle to Defend Democracy Date: Tuesday, June 4, 2013 Time: 2:00 PM Location: In front of Knight Library. Tens of thousands of protestors in Turkey have suffered, and resisted, state authorized police brutality for the last 6 days. The events…
6/3/2013: Troy Brynelson has a fascinating look at how the free-market and UO student party people have responded to Eugene’s new social host ordinance: the students hire professional bouncers to keep their parties under control. Better than trying to quiet down your wild friends, and yourself. And cheaper than the…
6/3/2013: That would be at the University of Hawaii, quitting the NEA after 40 years because they didn’t get any bargaining help from the NEA and disagreed with their politics. The NEA is not exactly on a roll with faculty unions – at Montana State the tenured faculty recently voted to decertify…
6/3/2013: Like many profs, particularly those with kids, I got through grad school with federally subsidized student loans. Mine had a 1.25% interest rate, so I drew out the repayment as long as possible – 16 years, and paid it off 2 years ago. Those days are gone: rates are…
6/3/2013: Excellent story by Brad Wolverton in the Chronicle on life at the bottom of a winner-takes-all competition.
(The Dec and Jan spikes were apparently a bug in counting iphone hits.)
Plan C: Retire today. You have to drive to Salem and submit the paperwork at PERS by COB today. Rumor is that it will be a madhouse, get there early. Then submit your TRP plan retroactively like UO let Frohnmayer do (surely Doug Blandy will do the same for the…
There is a bug in blogger polls and it keeps dropping responses. I’m deleting all the polls. I’ll find a replacement program, since I think polls are fun.
5/30/2013: Big-time college sports really helps the cause of higher education, doesn’t it? Story here.
5/23/2013: An anonymous source in the Provost’s office sends this memo about Gottfredson’s investiture ceremony:
Memo: Investiture Contingency Planning
Date: 5/23/2013
From: Provost Jim Bean
To: President Mike Gottfredson
Mike, I’m starting to worry about faculty turnout for your Knight Arena Investiture Ceremony next Thursday. I’ve warned the department heads that we’ll be taking attendance, but they don’t seem to care anymore, even when I dropped a hint that those 2% merit raises you put on the table might be at risk. It’s a big hall, and we need enough appropriately garbed faculty types in the audience to keep this from turning into another embarrassment for you.
President Lariviere had a huge faculty turnout for his investiture, in no small part because he’d just fired a widely despised General Counsel, and an Athletic Director who was burning through the academic side’s money like, well, like it was the academic side’s money. Something to think about. But if you’re not quite there yet I hope you’ll be happy with the ELT’s plan B:
VPAA Doug Blandy will grant all Duck student-athletes PhD’s and adjunct faculty status. They just need to pass a simple online exam he wrote. The Jock Box advisors say they can help out as usual, since it’s not even proctored. Mullens has cleared this with FAR Jim O’Fallon, who says that adjunct status won’t affect their NCAA eligibility so long as we don’t pay them. As if! (Say, this gives me a great idea for if the faculty go on strike.)
I got a deal on academic regalia from “Parties R Us”. The media will want a few full-professor greybeard types to focus on. I’ve lined up Frog, the guy who sells joke books on 13th – you’ve seen him, looks just like a biology professor. And then there’s the guy who bikes around campus yelling “Go Ducks, but LTD can kiss my sweaty nut-sack.” Turns out you were wrong about him being CAS Dean Scott Coltrane, but no one will know the difference. Best to keep him away from the mic though.
Dave Hubin tells me you’ve signed off on the heartfelt extemporaneous comments that Ann Wiens and the Gallatin Public Affairs consultants wrote. It took me a while to find a professor willing to deliver these. Tublitz is in Italy, and while Harbaugh was plenty interested after I brought up the stipend, it’s hard to hear him when he’s sober. In the end Frank Stahl agreed to do it. I think you’ve met him, very distinguished and his voice carries well.
Oh, one last thing – I’m afraid I won’t be able to make the ceremony. The Caddis fly hatch is peaking, and I’ve got a fishing date with John Moseley over at the lodge in Bend.
Good luck though, really.
Jim.
5/29/2013: From the Statesman-Journal.
Colleagues, We present, for your consideration, four outstanding finalists for the Dean of the School of Journalism and Communication. Candidates will be on campus for the next two weeks beginning Monday, June 3. Campus visits are scheduled as follows: Candidate A, June 3 and 4 [Ed: Dave Kurpius, LSU] Candidate…
5/29/2013: Details on Julie Hermann here. UO searches here and here, also by Parker Executive Searches.