Backwards inducktion

A: Even a casual NCAA investigation is going to dig up worse stuff than Willie Lyles and an iffy car rental.

B: If the NCAA comes down on the Ducks, Phil Knight and Howard Slusher are going to pursue the souls of those who make that call all the way to a very hot and unpleasant place.

C: The NCAA honchos who make the decision know both A and B.

D: Therefore, …

UO faculty outraged over the real scandal

7/7/2011: I’ve been getting calls from reporters expecting me to give them a quote about how outraged the UO faculty are about the recent athletic scandals. As may be apparent to careful readers, I do have a bit of a beef about the jock box subsidy, the lies about the arena funding, parking, making us pay for their lawyers, etc. The crime wave is a bit much too. But for the life of me I can’t figure out what the big deal is with the latest. Some kid got a rental car, and maybe a small cut of Willie Lyles’s $25K?

I’ll be outraged if the NCAA finds that Pat Kilkenny, Chip Kelly, Rob Mullens, and Phil Knight aren’t slipping the football players a little something on the side. They damn sure earned it. And Kelly should pay Lyles the rest of his $50K too. Meanwhile, can anyone explain to me why the faculty should be on the NCAA’s side of this investigation?

We’ll pay you to make sure our player’s don’t get paid

7/6/2011: The NCAA is shitting all over Chip Kelly because he paid Willie Lyles $25,000 to steer a few kids from Texas our way, and because a staffer rented a few players a car for the weekend.

But if we want to hire someone to spy on the team and make sure that the player’s don’t get any perks or cash, hell, Mark Emmert will post the ad right on the NCAA website. Whatever it takes to preserve the cartel and keep the money for the coaches and ADs.

Hat tip to Bojack.org

$330 an hour for UO NCAA cover-up

7/6/2011: We wrote earlier about how UO General Counsel Randy Geller told Jamie Moffitt not to tell the UO Senate IAC committee about the costs of the Willie Lyles cover-up, or if the academic side would be left holding the bag again. Steve Duin at the Oregonian has the contracts, and some commentary. Contracts here, invoices here. “The Cleaner” is now deputized as an Oregon Special Assistant Attorney General. No shit. The sad part is that everything Rob Mullens needs to know is already on the internet, free.

Willie Lyles is currently making $8 an hour

 working in a Houston grocery store. That’s about $16,000 a year.

It’s a sad story, from Canzano. The guy is just trying to make a living, hoping for a paycheck, being an entrepreneur with what he’s got, dealing with a system that is heavily stacked against people like him – and in favor of people like those below.

Chip Kelly is making $3.5 million.

Former NCAA compliance officer Michael Glazer has been hired by UO to fix the Willie Lyles scandal, minimize the sanctions, and perhaps save Chip Kelly’s job. UO’s academic side is paying him $330 an hour.

NCAA President Mark Emmert runs the non-profit that brings in $950,000,000 and pays him about $1.5 million.

UO AD Rob Mullens is making about $550,000. The UO assistant coaches are making $250,000 – $300,000.

Lorraine Davis retired in 2006, but is still pulling down $100,00 or so, part from athletics, part from academics, plus PERS. Plus a car of course. Everybody gets a car!

Who knows what the players are making, presumably it’s all in cash. 7/5/2011.

Ducks to declare independence from NCAA

7/4/2011: Stunning news from my colleagues down at the faculty club.

The University of Oregon’s Athletic Department is preparing to free themselves from the NCAA’s oppressive football recruiting rules by forming a new “united sports association”, in congress with other state universities.

Word is that Howard Slusher and Pat Killenny have formed a secret committee of correspondence with financial backing from Phil Knight. UO Athletic Director Rob Mullens and ADs from Auburn, USC, Ohio State, and Michigan State are meeting today in Philadelphia, seeking support from the many other universities that have recently been sanctioned, or are under investigation, by the NCAA. Their declaration is expected to be signed shortly.

NCAA head Mark Emmert maintains the universities have no right to separate, and he is preparing a response that includes a blockade of any signatories – banning his few remaining loyalist colleges and universities from competing or engaging in any other commerce with the rebel association.

Still to be resolved is the status of the players. Some of the united universities think athletes should be paid, while the southern schools prefer keeping strict enforcement of their amateur status, on the grounds of its historic place in their sporting culture. There’s talk of a 3/5ths compromise. Missouri has proposed that half the universities pay the players, the other half keep the existing relationship.

cover up the cover up

7/2/2011: George Schroeder of the RG accuses UO of a cover up:

But the larger concern Oregon’s power brokers — President Richard Lariviere, athletic director Rob Mullens, are you listening? — should have today is over the clumsy attempt at a cover-up.

It deletes the Ducks’ dodge that they were duped by a smooth operator. If Kelly and company believed that they were operating within the rules, why try to cover their tracks?

Canazano has something similar in the Oregonian.

And now UO General Counsel (and former Melinda Grier deputy) Randy Geller has told Executive Senior Associate Athletic Director for Finance and Administration Jamie Moffitt (can we call you ESAADFFAA for short?) that she is not to answer questions from the UO Intercollegiate Athletic Committee about who is paying how much for the law firm(s) that UO is hiring to defend against the NCAA investigation.

Not just a cover up, but a cover up of the costs of the cover up. This approach is not going to end well for Oregon. They should get it all out in the open quick, and start apologizing.

shit ———-> fan ——–> }^&*( { \ ………………….. .

7/1/2011: From Yahoo Sports:

In a wide-ranging, multi-day interview, Lyles said Kelly “scrambled” in late February and asked Lyles to submit retroactive player profiles to justify the $25,000 payment to his company, just days before the transaction was revealed in a March 3 Yahoo! Sports report. …

“I look back at it now and they paid for what they saw as my access and influence with recruits,” Lyles said. “The service I provided went beyond what a scouting service should … I made a mistake and I’m big enough of a man to admit I was wrong.”

More from the Lindsay Schnell in the Oregonian,  George Schroeder in the RG.

NCAA searching for snitches

7/1/2011: It’s getting harder and harder for the NCAA to enforce their rule that only white people get to make money off college sports. Bill Rhoden says in the NYT, about Ohio State:

This violated N.C.A.A. rules. But the biggest rule it violated was an unwritten one: that the only ones in this con game who can make money are the coaches, the athletics directors and the bowl officials. Meanwhile, athletes (especially football and basketball players at the elite Division I level) tote that barge and lift that bale for room, board and an opportunity for a college education — and trinkets.

Then there’s Cam Newton, Willie Lyles, the anti-trust lawsuit, and now a player’s organization. So, the NCAA has reorganized their investigative unit to try and keep a lid on things for a few more years and a few more $ billions. Brad Wolverton of the Chronicle reports:

One significant change involves the formation of an “information development” team charged with cultivating sources and, as the NCAA says, developing “actionable leads.” (Presumably this means finding people to talk about the dirt on programs, and making sure the allegations stick.)

One commenter notes:

As I posted to an earlier article about intercollegiate athletics, having the NCAA police integrity is like depending on the KGB to monitor human rights.

Academic side to pay $500,00 for NCAA lawyers?

6/24/2011: That’s the drift from George Schroeder’s piece today in the RG. ESPN writes more.

Well, at least they’re not using student tuition to pay the $2 million costs of the athlete only Jock Box tutoring. Oh wait, right. Well, at least they’re not siphoning off state lottery funds to pay tuition for these guys. Oh, wait, right. Well, at least the academic side isn’t paying the salary and expenses for the UO rep to the NCAA. Oh, wait, right. Well at least they’re not making UO faculty and staff subisdize parking for the arena and the jocks. Oh wait, right.

NCAA investigation public records dump

6/20/2011: In the Oregonian, on the Willie Lyles $25,000 recruiting scandal and UO’s potential violation of the NCAA rule that only coaches are allowed to make money off of players. Includes links to records, released today. I like how the AD justified their $25,000 payment (a dollar under the amount that would have required public notice):

Meanwhile, Adam Jude of the RG actually reads the document, and discovers the $25,000 “2011 report” was mostly about 2009 grads. Whoops. George Schroeder has more.

I like the way UO redacts the coach’s phone numbers and email addresses, but leaves the player’s GPA’s and SAT scores right below their names. Come on Liz. Schroeder’s story ends with this:

Although many of the public records released Monday were initially requested more than three months ago, it’s likely the information, and more, was delivered to the NCAA much earlier, and that interviews and other fact-gathering have been under way for a while.

 Why did it take UO so long to release them?

sports roundup

6/14/2011: 118 MPH in a Nissan Stanza?

This athlete’s work for the Ducks would have earned him $500,000 or so last year, except that under NCAA rules smiling Chip Kelly and the other UO coaches got to keep it all.

And the NCAA thinks the problem is that a UO employee rented him a car for the weekend?

USA Today reports that Mark Emmert of the NCAA has called an emergency meeting of university presidents to address the recent problems.

Goal number one is to figure out how to save the cartel. Emmert’s take is reportedly over $1 million a year.

Update: The UO employee is talking to KEZI reporter Steve Andress. Apparently it’s not former VP of Academic Affairs and Interim Athletic Director Lorraine Davis. She’s still collecting a healthy paycheck from the athletic department – $125,000 for part-time work. Plus expenses, of course.