Bagwhan Bean returns to UO

6/1/2012: Rejoice, faculty! It’s the first day of our glorious Provost Jim Bean’s return to Johnson Hall. I’d make a public records request for a copy of his contract, but I’ll be damned if I’m going to pay Bob Berdahl and Randy Geller a dime for it. (Though an anonymous reader provides incontrovertible photographic proof that Bean now drives something a bit more prestigious than a beamer.) We don’t have any say – might as well drink the kool-aid, upgrade them both to a Rolls, and hope that some day they bring you into the inner circle of acolytes with a special assistant VP job. Meanwhile, watch out for Ma Sheela.