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Ducks vs. Cal Bears: Halftime Locker Zoom with Equity & Inclusion

To paraphrase the anonymous reader who forwarded this invite from our bloated and ineffective Division of Equity and Inclusion, “What the Fuck?”

From: Division of Equity and Inclusion <[email protected]>
Date: December 2, 2020
Subject:Ducks vs. Cal Bears: Halftime Locker Zoom with DEI
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6 Comments

  1. apt 12/02/2020

    Will Rafa lead a discussion on plantation and cartel economies?

  2. Anas clypeata 12/02/2020

    You don’t even have to zoom-bomb it! You’ve been explicitly invited to show up and give your thoughts on the failures of the NCAA cartel to protect and fairly compensate the player-workers in the first half of the game, and propose a fair compensation plan for the second half. What better way to promote diversity and inclusion than to advocate for basic justice for these workers, who are often from minority backgrounds and the lower socioeconomic strata?

  3. DuckCrap 12/03/2020

    you clearly have not done your work nor your readings. thanks for your continued nasty “DEI Duck Crap” assaults. now sail away and be best. #GoDucks

    • Dog 12/03/2020

      the problem with ducks is they actually crap a lot ….

      • BasketballDuck 12/03/2020

        Also, ducks are unique among birds in that most reproduction is non-consentual. Mallards, for instance, always reproduce forcibly.

        It’s a very apt mascot.

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