9/1/2011: Word from some slightly jealous professors down at the UO faculty club is that Phil Knight has invited OSP trooper Ray Stallsworth and Baton Rouge Parish sergeant Don Stone to join him in the Nike skybox at Cowboys Stadium. The FAA refuses to verify whether or not Kilkenny has offered Stallsworth his jet for the weekend.
Well, maybe those jealous professors should invite Rick Perry and Michele Bachmann to the faculty club to watch the game!
UO does not have a faculty club. It was in the basement of Collier house, but Frohnmayer shut it down after the professors stopped buying him rounds.