Faculty Club closed tonight

That’s the news. Unclear how this will affect research metrics. Now official, thanks to an email from the FC’s Chief Strategic Communicator:

Dear Colleagues,

This week the Faculty Club is meeting in an igloo in Hendricks Park, custom-built by a hardy group of volunteers from the Physics Department.  Please dress in layers and mind your step on the icy trails.  Saint Bernards available upon request.

We will resume our regularly scheduled meetings in the club room at the Jordan Schnitzer Museum of Art next week.

Yours, James Harper

Chair of the Faculty Club Board