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No evidence UOPD sending dildos to Malheur Militia

Last updated on 01/16/2016

That’s the word from a knowledgeable source down at the faculty breakfast club, in reaction to this news report – which in any case discusses “a bag of dicks”, not a bowl.

2 Comments

  1. just different 01/13/2016

    The Feds should arm the Malheur wildlife and let them deal with getting the militia off their land.

  2. You Like That 01/16/2016

    But there is forensic evidence that UO Economics Professor is now added to recently updated Bowl of Dicks.

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