From Josephine Woolington in the ODE on a break-in at the Jaqua jock box this morning:
Officers responded around 6 a.m. and found the man in the bathroom sitting on the toilet. The officers handcuffed the man and said he thought the building was a nightclub.
“Hey, is this where they sell that Purple Kush?”
Now you are mocking purple kush? This blog is losing all its hard won credibility.
Who knew the work-out facility for exclusive use of Dean’s List students was so lavishly appointed!
He opened the doors from the bottom? He had a key. This story could get interesting.
Only half a key, he gave the other half to the sound man.
Whoah! Now fast forward this story to when Campus Security are armed with guns.
Gone are the days of “don’t tase me Bro”.