10/26/2010: UO is looking for an Events Manager for Matt Court. To report to the Senior Events Manager for Matt Court. Job posting here. There’s some boilerplate about being fiscally responsible – bit late for that, eh? – but this part really caught my eye:
Experience with AutoCAD is preferred. Candidates who promote and enhance diversity are strongly desired. Position is subject to a criminal background check.
AutoCAD, diversity, fiscally responsible, criminal background check. Wait. Are there so many fiscally responsible criminals that know AutoCAD that we need a special screen for them? Never mind, I just don’t want to know. Consider this public records request withdrawn. Sounds like a great stage show either way, rock on.