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Coach Helfrich denies rumors unpaid players hope he loses $3.5M paycheck

For just $5M more we could have hired a Harbaugh. Cousin Jim is currently 6-0, and #5 in the national rankings. But instead our Board of Trustees bought local:




  1. honest Uncle Bernie 10/15/2016

    Jim is really your cousin?

  2. Dog 10/16/2016

    and don’t forget about cousin John, who actually might lose his job …

  3. honest Uncle Bernie 10/17/2016

    $500M science gift to UO from Uncle Phil not a story?

    • uomatters Post author | 10/17/2016

      They told me it was embargoed til 9AM. Apparently not. Whatever, it’s a great story!

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