6 Responses to Nobody gave a shit about this Duck game anyway

  1. AssProf says:

    There was Duck football this year? Wow, glad to know, otherwise our enrollment would have dropped!

  2. charlie says:

    UOM, I take great umbrage at your vulgar headline! People do give a shit. Why, it was the flagship’s Pres that said college football enhanced democracy. Without this vital game, USAAmerica marches headlong into communism/socialism/liberalism/Maoism/Stalinism/fascism/alcoholism/slopism and double parking. I expected better from this here blog…

    • uomatters says:

      I sincerely and abjectly apologize. My post was in no way meant to give aid or comfort to the enemies of freedom. I agree with Presidents Schill and Trump that our democracy grows weaker every time a college football game is cancelled. IFurrther, I propose that the 2nd Amendment be amended to say:
      “A well regulated Football Team, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to watch unpaid student athletes beat each others brains out, shall not be infringed.”

    • Fishwrapper says:

      Ummm…the flagship beat the ducks this year…

  3. apt says:

    too funny. Does this mean Cristobal gets a bonus or raise for taking the Ducks to the Championship??


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